Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Wacky Walmarts

So there I was, standing in the checkout line at Wally World when I saw it - - -

Here - let me try to blow it up for you - so you can get a better look at it:

What.the.fuck is this?  A God damned coffin blanket?  I mean seriously - is that not a corpse?  In a satin blanket?  Let's take a closer look:

Yep.  There she is first - alive - sleeping.  And then: 


As a doornail.

But the box has a testimonial -

But when I saw the box originally - this is NOT what came to my mind at all.  I was like, "Seriously - What.the.fuck is this.shit?  And who in the fuck buys it????  WHO?  And as I stood there pondering this mystery - THIS drove up on its Rascal Scooter, compliments of Wally World, came to a screeching halt, jumped off and shoved me out of the way to look at the item:

I can't even make this shit up people.

1 comment:

  1. Ya know love....if you contemplate all the weird shit at the checkout ilse at will drive yourself into your next nervous breakdown. You can't take your brain into will go insane. You just take your shopping list, grap a cart and try to make it thru without logical thought screwing up an otherwise brainless shopping trip. I make it thru my bi-monthly shopping adventure by pretending I am in some stupid-ass comedy movie...and I laugh my way all thru the store and try like hell to forget the freaks of nature I encounter along the way.
    Where else are you gonna get shampoo and salad dressing for that price????