Here - let me try to blow it up for you - so you can get a better look at it:
What.the.fuck is this? A God damned coffin blanket? I mean seriously - is that not a corpse? In a satin blanket? Let's take a closer look:
Yep. There she is first - alive - sleeping. And then:
As a doornail.
But the box has a testimonial -
But when I saw the box originally - this is NOT what came to my mind at all. I was like, "Seriously - What.the.fuck is this.shit? And who in the fuck buys it???? WHO? And as I stood there pondering this mystery - THIS drove up on its Rascal Scooter, compliments of Wally World, came to a screeching halt, jumped off and shoved me out of the way to look at the item:
I can't even make this shit up people.