I started laughing so hard I was crying. The husband didn't know what was so funny and I was trying to explain but of course I wasn't making any sense. Go figure. But my whole hysteria was caused by the word "Convoluted" on the packaging. I always think of convoluted as something like a cluster fuck. Just a big ol' mess. So I was pretty sure they used the wrong word. But when I got home, I looked it up on dictionary.com:
adj. 1.Having numerous overlapping coils or folds: a convoluted seashell.
2.Intricate; complicated: convoluted legal language; convoluted reasoning.
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
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Who knew? Now I guess I am the dumbass.