I was here first - see my toes right there? If you expect people to stay back 200 ft. as per your dumbass shirt - do NOT plop your big ass down 3 ft in front of me. Kthanks.
Speaking of my toes - I went with BLACK polish this time - I've never worn black polish - I thought it was for goth people and since I'm neither a goth nor a publicly known witch, I thought I should steer clear of. But then someone (who is much younger and hipper than I) told me black is the new red. So I gave it a whirl:
I think I am TOTALLY pulling it off - don't you?