God damn would these bitches just SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP? I sat down to write a terribly profound and meaningful for you all to enjoy, and instead these fucking crazy assed women will not zip it. The Real Housewives of New York City - they're NUTS - and they ALL TALK AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME. Jesus. I'm surprised I still watch this show. What the hell is wrong with me? What? There's more? There are THREE parts? Lord help me. Please save me.
But before I turn it off or my head explodes - let me consider that these gals are clinically insane. They have to be - otherwise they make no sense. If I sit here and watch them and view them as certified nut cases, they're pretty damned impressive. I'm pleasantly surprised these tools can function as well as they can. Impressive! Okay - I'm on board - I'm going to keep watching.
What are they wearing? Who dresses like that? I can't talk right now - I have a train wreck to watch.