So anyway - I have writer's block. It seems I can only think up shit to talk about in the middle of the night. I need to start writing it down though because I can never remember it the following morning - and it's some good shit let me tell you!
I have a twitter account now. I decided I needed one because that's where the kids have gone - and since I can no longer creep on them on Facebook, I decided to get a tweeter. So I opened it under an anonymous online screen name - but like an idiot, put in my real name, right? Then I followed my kids. And the brunette was all, "OMFG - seriously? WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?" Uhhh - how did you know it was me? And she turned her phone toward me and sure as shit - plain as day - there was my real full name under my anonymous tweeter name. DOH! #dumbass. So then I stopped following her because I decided she needed her privacy. But she kept following me - because I'm #fuckingawesome. But she was my only follower. And then I was just tweeting pretty much to myself - again - #dumbass. I guess she felt badly for me so she sent me an @message and suggested that all of HER friends follow me on tweeter ---- she's got a big heart like that - and now her friends ARE following me. And NOW the pressure is on to be funnier than a bunch of 16 year olds hyped up on hormones. And let me tell you - they're pretty damned funny! It's a tough act to follow.
If you want to follow me on tweeter - you can: I'm @thatsbsandunoit
Tweeting is fun! And it's not just for twits either! All that senseless bullshit I used to post on Facebook can now go on Twitter - YAY!!!
See you there!