Today, between calls, I decided to walk around and take inventory of this place. My new office. I needed to know just exactly what is going on around me whilst I sit in front of my computer all day. I did find the most interesting things and I'd like to share them with you.
First, these two cats - under a bush in my front yard:
So that made me wonder where the 3rd cat was hiding, so I went in search of him. He was likely out hunting, or chasing squirrels or maybe even fending off a racoon somewhere. He's a tough Tom like that. But after a few minutes of calling for him to come hither from the surrounding forest of trees (to no avail), I found him here:
But what.the.fuck is this?
Penguins are a pain in the ass.
As I continued my inventory around the front yard - I was SHOCKED! to find that someone had already decorated the house for Halloween! The blonde will be delighted!!!
YAY!!!! Halloween Decorations!!!
When I went back inside to return to my desk, I was somewhat taken aback by this:
The drapes. In my now office. NOT EVENLY HUNG.
Lived here for over 5 years and I've never noticed that. Now it's driving me NUTS. Fortunately my back faces that window most of the day so I don't have to see their unevenness. But I added it to the list of shit the husband needs to fix anyway. And I made a note- to not let drunk penguins hang your drapes.
They just end up passed out in your front yard anyway. No wonder the neighbors won't wave at me. The husband thinks it's because I scowl at them and give them that look of "who the fuck are you and why are you waving" when they drive by. HA! Fuck that. It's HIS drunken penguins lying around the yard, along with the slew of snoozing animals AND our Halloween decorations that are likely the off-putting features of this house. NOT me.